So, Missy had her annual checkup last week. Because of her age, I get the complete blood panel and tests done on her. In addition to the tests, there are the other annual shots, renewal of her Heartworm medication, allergy shots etc and my credit card took a big hit. On the way home, with Missy on my lap, we had the "You need a job" conversation, again.
Janet: Missy, you need to get a job.
Missy: I don't need a job.
Pause....thinking....then apparently, she had an idea!
Missy: Well, you know, people really seem to enjoy rubbing my belly.
Janet: Missy, you want to charge/shake down people every time they rub your belly?
Missy: Yes. People really seem to enjoy rubbing my belly. I can charge them $12.00 a belly rub or two for $20.00*. Let's work on the invoices when we get home.
So, that is Missy's plan. She intends to charge friends, family and neighbors for providing her with belly rubs.
She assured me that she will be able to pay off her Vet bill in two months. And off she went into the back yard waiting for her first customer.
* clearly, she has already given this some thought
